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 Dear Friends:
Welcome to GreenTomato Software llc. I'll
tell you a secret. Programmers are funny. Let me say it again.
Attention! Attention! To all HR
personnel, Marketing VPs and salesmen, good programmers are
fun to hang-around and are hipped at parties. Only bad
programmers are grubby because they're afraid of loosing
their job. Prove It! »
Here are the telltale signs
between good and bad programmers:
| ...have a LAN in their bedroom. |
...deliver what is easier to implement and not what the customer needs. |
| ...like the sound of modems when they're handshaking. |
...add three more months to the schedule just because. |
| ..don't think wearing tennis shoes with a suit is strange. |
...don't like to teach. |
| ...have a PC's monitor bigger than your television screen. |
...think code-comment is a luxury. |
| ...have a better computer at home than at work. |
..afraid of code review. |
| ...have more friends with an @ in their names then without. |
...don't need nor want your help. |
| ..wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check e-mail on the way back
to bed. |
...like to stay busy for no reason. |
| ...find "hot donuts" funny. |
...like paradigm shift. |
If you are serious about identifying good programmers,
please try our TopGun application.
To test-drive the application, click on the
Topic-links below.
After experiencing the application firsthand, we are
sure that you will agreed the TopGun application is the best in
identifying, screening and retaining talented programmers. Many
of our customers found that it is absolutely necessary to prescreen
(via pre-hire testing) the programmers before wasting time and
resource with the face-to-face interview.
We hope that this application takes the
guesswork out of identify talented programmers and that you'll come
to trust it. We promise that this application will not cause any
paradigm-shift because the last time our marketing VP suggested it,
we mistakenly do a binary-right-shift and lost half of our team.
Sincerely yours,
Duc Haba
Chief Software Architect
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